Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
Randomize
