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if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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