I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
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