i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
Randomize