Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
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