Picture the opening band right now: euro, beer guts, one member in oversized hipster lumberjack apparel, the other in childsized american apparel and shorts. Singing in german.
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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