Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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