ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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