Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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