God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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