bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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