I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
nutella sex= disaster
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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