Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
My vagina is officially offended.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
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