Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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