Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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