Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
1:32 am: your girlfriend looks like a man
1:48 am: your uglier
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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