my "about me" section on Facebook should read "hell-bound alcoholic who wants to fuck a 40-year-old crackhead"
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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