Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
3pm strippers are depressing
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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