Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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