I want to stick my p in your. b.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
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