Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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