$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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