She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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