I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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