I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
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