i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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