When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
