That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
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