i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
no you cant smoke seaweed
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
We kind of crashed their funeral party. Oops.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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