What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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