But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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