More tranny stories later!
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
You really realize what your life's become when you're sitting alone in the house crying in a santa hat and pjs getting stoned on christmas eve before noon.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I just want nice things and good sex
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
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