I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
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