We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
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