oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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