hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
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