So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
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