I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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