Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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