Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
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