i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Are we still banned from the library?
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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