He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
He spent the whole night convincing me I wasn't fat, but after we had sex he said "Oh, I see what you mean"
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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