why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just made out with a guy for $7.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
Randomize