i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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