then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
We just shotgunned beers for America
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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