Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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