so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
even my farts smell like vagina
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Sexual Frustration City, population: Me.
I just tried to give a picture of a dude a blowjob. through my computer screen. I was leaning forward with my mouth open and everything so WALK AWAY
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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