Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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