Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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