just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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