He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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