Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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