3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
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