i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
When I'm drunk i like to pretend my penis is zeus and instead of peeing i'm throwing lightning bolts into the toilet...it helps me focus.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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