At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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