they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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