Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
She's in the hospital because she tried to steal a toilet seat from an outhouse and fell off the bank. We're gonna hang the toilet seat by the pool.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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